Hurricane, Earthquake, and Zombie Preparedness.
I see a lot of people battening down the hatches and getting ready to ride out the storm, and lots of people are starting to realize that they don’t have a disaster preparedness plan. I’m naturally paranoid, and I have several easy to reach emergency kit scattered throughout my secret underground base. I got most of my ideas for preparedness from the CDC and a giant computer that I programmed with the exact neural pattern of MacGyver, and although the CDC wrote this article with zombies in mind, it’s just as effective for near apocalyptic events of a non-zombie nature. A short excerpt from the article gives you the basic things you will need:
- Water (1 gallon per person per day)
- Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
- Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
- Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
- Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
- Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
- Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
- First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado orhurricane)
Stay safe people; bravery and stupidity often get shipped home in a pine box. Help others if you can, and remember: The next time it might be zombies.
